monkey feet

Wouldn’t it be great if humans had monkey feet instead of human feet? Think of all the cool stuff we could do. I wonder if we would still wear socks and shoes. Shoes would seem to limited what we could do with our great monkey feet. You don’t see too many humans wearing shoes on their hands.

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Tom Saaristo
15 years ago

And I don’t like to wear socks, so my monkey feet would be bare!

Heck, if I had monkey feet maybe I could get Thanksgiving dinner on the table in half the time!

Matt Maldre
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15 years ago

I am glad we do not have hands on our feet. Our employers would expect us to do TWICE the amount of work! Computing with four hands!

Come to think of it, why don’t we have pedal controls for our computers?

Matt Maldre
Admin
13 years ago

Is there some sort of limit that monkeys have because they have hands for feet? Like, are they slower at running?

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13 years ago

thats what i was wondering about spudart
but i think they run slower

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13 years ago

hey tom do you want monkey feet?

Matt Maldre
Admin
13 years ago

Tom, you want my monkey feet? I have them for 50% off what question-mark-person is selling his for.

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13 years ago

HA!HA!HA!

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