Time is running out for Christmas shopping. I don’t know if the following item can be shipped to your house in time, but it’s worth a look
Time is running out for Christmas shopping. I don’t know if the following item can be shipped to your house in time, but it’s worth a look
in case the link becomes broken, here’s the description of the item:
imaginary gizmo
this is an imaginary gizmo.
It will be packaged in imaginary foam with static charged invisible light weight buble wrap surrounding it.
Due to the ammount of packaging needed to keep this item within a cardboard container system for shipping it gets to be heavier than you would think.
Shipping weight is .5lbs.
The cost to package this extremly fragile item takes extra precautions and requires the, nearly blind in his left ear, shipping guy to work realy hard.
A handling charge of $5 will be added.
Oh, didn’t you hear? I’ve instituted an “every other year” program for Christmas. No Christmas this year. You’d be surprised by the burden that will be lifted and how much money you’ll save by going with my every-other-year plan.
Happy First Day of Winter!