Prior to my family’s visit to Brookfield Zoo yesterday I experienced great soreness from sanding my deck the prior weekend. My wife had a great idea. Zoos should offer golf carts to patrons. I like this idea. I like it very much.
However, there must be regulations for golf carts at zoos. No regulations would result in traffic jams on the walkways. So I suggest that golf carts be available only to people who have spent 10+ hours in the prior weekend sanding their decks. There; that pretty much would mean that myself and maybe a couple other dopes would be seen trekking around the zoo in a golf cart.