faceoff friday: #4

Who would win?

pig or Patrick with a knife?

I initially had just the pig versus Patrick, but it was pretty clear that the pig would win, so I made it more interesting by giving Patrick a knife. I still think the pig would win. Patrick would end up stabbing himself somehow.

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Matt Maldre
14 years ago

Patrick would never win. He can only win at stupidity. However, I have a hard time thinking of this generic pig doing anything. Because it’s a generic pig, I can only think of this as a keychain. Am I supposed to imagine this pig keychain doing something? On the other hand, Patrick has a personality from the tv series. I can imagine Patrick doing stuff.

Tom Saaristo
14 years ago

Near as I can tell Patrick has never won anything … and when he loses, he blames SpongeBob.

My vote is for the pig. After the pig took care of Patrick, I’d get Patrick’s knife and we’d have a pig roast.

Pig 1
Patrick 0
Tom 1


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