broccoli makes me angry

It’s accepted knowledge that different foods can change your mood. However, I’d like to see foods take this notion to the extreme. For example, I’d like to get really really angry the second I eat broccoli. This tactic would be helpful when dealing with someone that’s trying to give you the shaft. You pop in a few pieces of broccoli Popeye-style and wham, you have instant Hulk-level anger.