This sticker is now at the United States Post Office in Villa Park, Illinois for you to look at and ponder. It’s next to the Automated Postal Service machine (or at least it was there a few days ago). Somehow I think poop and the Post Office are a terrible, terrible combination; just a very bad idea.

And I’m curious about the illustration to the left of the message. Whose poop looks all squiggly like that any ways?