what if you had a jungle room?

what if you had a room in your house/apartment/condo/townhouse that was a living, breathing jungle and you could add one thing to it? what would you add? Here’s my list (i just stole the list from yesterday’s “fun things to do in the oval office” cuz it’s silly like that):

xbox… it would be fun playing xbox in the jungle

inflatable George W. Bush… it’d be fun to beat the snot out of W

a box with a really big button that says “nuke ’em” on it (meaning civilized society)

one of my paintings

60″ plasma TV

a really big hammer

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photo shown is Baba Ali forest in Iran

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Tom Saaristo
17 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA!

I’d want a real live monkey who picked tea leaves

Matt Maldre
Admin
17 years ago

wait. So like, the room in my house is a jungle? Ok. That’s crazy. And now you are asking what goes in the room? But we are missing some key elements here. 1) Which room of the house is the jungle?2) Let’s say the jungle room is the living room. So then I’m assuming that it’s a standard living room with couch, tv, chairs, rug, lamps… but it’s also got a jungle in it. Which just seems really bizarre. How can you fit a jungle into your living room? You can have a living room in the jungle. But a… Read more »

Matt Maldre
Admin
17 years ago

Ohhhhh. I see. Thanks for explaining that. The room is JUST a jungle. That’s it.

I would add a leopard skin couch to match the decor of my jungle room.

Tom Saaristo
17 years ago

And the environment you’re familiar with, moose, is that of your Oval Office!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mark
Mark
17 years ago

I just hope the jungle room has a locking door so that the jungle stuff doesn’t get into the rest of my house.

Matt Maldre
Admin
17 years ago

locking door. brilliant! I’m glad you thought of that. Who would want a lion rummaging through thir house?