things said in London Underground

Here’s a site that shares a “weekly update of what people are saying on the London Underground”.
(The “Underground” is their public transit system. Chicago’s public transit is nice, but London is king.)

A few samples:

They do free shipping on new futons.

In the book, count Dracula has a moustache.

I am a plumber. I am a roofer. Whatever you need.

The Matisse at the Royal Academy is supposed to be marvellous.

He only went and put a full can of baked beans in the microwave.

————————
Here’s a link to a nice big map of the London Tube.