I have to sympathize with Sammy Sosa (threw his back out sneezing). I threw out my back coughing. It hurts like h.e.doublehockeysticks. I’ve been popping pain killers for a couple days now. I NEVER take drugs. And… I’m not a big Sosa fan. I own www.tradesosa.com
A couple years ago the water in the shower was too cold, and I quickly backed away hurting my back too. It sucks.
Why do people think it’s so odd that sammy hurt his back sneezing? It seems rather common.
Why oh why did you let Tradesosa go? It was genius! Brilliant! Inspired!
Sammy Sosa is forever a Cub. A cub is forever a Sammy Sosa. His inspiring strikeouts make me sing this song. “SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMYSOSA, SO SO SO SO SURE.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMYSOSA, WILL WILL ENDURE!
KNOCK ‘EM IN HEAD
HE WON’T BE DEAD
RIP OUT HIS TOENAIL
HE WILL NE’ER FAIL
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMYSOSA, SO SO SO SO SURE.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMYSOSA, WILL WILL ENDURE!
CORK IN HIS BAT
HE’S SO PHAT
SNEEZE OUT HIS BACK
GIMME THE HOMERUN ATTACK!
why don’t you make some sammysosa art and sell it on ebay?
i could! sammy-sosa-head-on-a-stick
that’s something you would eat, like a frozen chocolate-covered banana. paint a pretty picture of sammy.
who want sosa? NOMAR is da man!
heck, draw SOMETHING. you guys talk big and create nothing. i was trying to inspire you. it’s not my fault.