shoulder cannon

I said in a post from a couple days ago that my money is on the pirate with the gun. I neglected to think of the pirate with a shoulder cannon. Captain Hook is in a bit of trouble there. Aargh.

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Matt Maldre
16 years ago

but when the cannon pirate shoots his canon, he will experience such an incredible whiplash that he will either fall off the boat and into the ocean. Or the cannon will merely fly out of his hands and into the ocean, leaving him weaponless. Captain Hook has to dodge just one cannonball.

Even of cannon pirate manages to hold onto the cannon and stay in the boat, he still has to manually reload his cannon with a new cannonball after every shot. This would give Captain Hook plenty of time to win.

Sorry cannonboy, but you lose.