Years ago in high school, I decided if I were ever to get a tattoo, I would get a bald eagle with its wings spread across my entire back. I have been loyal to this decision until now.
If I am ever to get a tattoo, it would be an 12 inch ruler on my forearm. It would look exactly like a traditional 1/16″ ruler. This way, I could measure anything I want at any time. How handy would that be!
side note: i was going to do a photoshop image of what this ruler tattoo might look like on a forearm. I easily found a nice ruler image in google images. Then I did a google search for “arm”. Don’t do a google image search for “arm” unless you like looking at images of 3rd degree burns, an arm mangled by a garbage truck, and various other unfortunate things that can happen to the human arm (including tattoos gone bad).