5. NO ICE CREAM MALT SMOOTHIES
For years, Sox fans have been bragging about how their food selection is far superior to Wrigely’s. First off, I don’t want to go to a ball game and eat some crazy food. And I’m not a picky eater. I like to try different foods. I eat sushi. I’ll try different ethnic foods. But I don’t want to do any of that at a ball game. The menu at a ball game should remain classic. Stuff like hot dogs, nachos, hot pretzels, cracker jack, peanuts, and chocolate smoothie ice cream. I don’t need a wide range of options. So fooie on all you Sox fans thinking it’s great you have such self-acclaimed selection.
I say “self-accaimed selection” because the selection isn’t really that great. It goes back to the fireworks theory. If you’re going to do something at a ballpark that you don’t need, then you better make it really good. The fireworks were pathetic and the food selection wasn’t top notch. They didn’t even have ice cream malt smoothies! I walked all along the wide-shopping-mall lanes of The Cell and couldn’t find my ice cream malt smoothie. Such an injustice to the game.