iron man jacket

I’m looking for a warm winter jacket. Enter the Eddie Bauer North Slope All-Purpose Down Parka. I have a decent store credit and it was 40% off. Its weather rating is “Arctic Cold, Tested to -30
F”. The EBNSAPDP is “a heavy-duty coat originally designed for commercial industrial use. Fully seam-sealed WeatherEdge
technology and 600 fill Premium European Goose Down deliver expert waterproof, windproof, breathable weather protection.”

Sounds pretty warm.

So I tried on this monster. I asked the Eddie Bauer sales associate if he ever saw the first Iron Man movie (2008). He did. I said I felt like I was wearing the very first Iron Man armored suit that Tony Stark built from scraps in Afghanistan.