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Wednesday September, 15, 2010
desk made from books



Here's a desk made from old books. What makes this desk really work is the color coordination and the build of the corners.

This piece reminds me of the phone book chair I was going to build back in 1998. I had about half of my 95 Honda Civic trunk filled with phone books. Soon thereafter I came across Frank Gehry's cardboard chair and I lost interest in the project and wound up recycling the phone books.

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Tuesday September, 14, 2010
architecture that blends



Here's a great example of architecture that mimics its surroundings. Nice blend, Jarmund/Vigsnæs.

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Monday September, 13, 2010
flying Trix cereal



Tip: Don't drop a piece of Trix cereal on your dining room chair. It will bounce off the chair and fly into orbit and land in a place you'd never expect.

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Friday September, 10, 2010
aerial photo of London's The Shard



Do you like aerial photography? How about cutting edge architecture? And what about Old Europe? Mix the three together and you have an incredible photograph of what Rezno Piano's The Shard will look like in London's ever-developing downtown district.

In the photo at shardlondonbridge.com (much larger than the photo above), you'll see The Tower of London, The Gherkin (aka London Easter Egg), London City Hall (aka the sliced ham... my personal nickname for the building), Tower Bridge and The Shard. Great stuff. I love it all.

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Thursday September, 09, 2010
I like concrete buildings



That last few months I have been fascinated with small simple concrete buildings. I'm adding Jesus Davila arquitectos' Cereso House to that list. It's a list that exists nebulously in my mind.
Photograph by Ignacio Herrera

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Wednesday September, 08, 2010
oochie wawa

Can someone help and explain where the phrase "oochie wawa" originates? I know the phrase to be used when one is expressing frustration or surprise.

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Tuesday September, 07, 2010
best-looking baseball card



1966 Topps Billy Williams #580 is one of the best-looking baseball cards I have ever seen.

It features a quintessential baseball waist-up after-swing pose. The 27-year old Billy Williams is wearing the elegantly classic Cubs Away uniform grays of the 1960s. The simple and iconic vintage Cubs emblem is fully featured on the sleeve. The full blue sleeves help give the color blue a strong presence on the card coupled with the timeless Cubs hat. Those blues nestled with the neutral gray uniform are set nicely against an all-blue sky that fades so gracefully from top to bottom. I argue that the soft white vertical lines in the lower left give a youthful vibrancy; for those shapes are light towers from a spring training facility. The excitement of a new season is symbolized by these subtle forms.

The smile on Sweet Swingin' Billy's face is joyful, yet professional. His skyward glance is optimistic and inspiring.

The 1966 Topps set is well-known for its pleasing design purity. The player name is simply displayed as all caps in a bold sans serif left justified in white against a colorful solid block. The player position balances right justified in a bold all lower case sans serif in black. The team name banner in the upper left receives a similar treatment, yet is angled to give a subtle gracious sense of zing. My only complaint about the design is the use of a condensed font for the player name while the team name is not condensed. I would have preferred both to be condensed. A black outline frames the photo and ties in with the black used for the player position which in turn contrasts well with the heavy white text for the player and team names. Every single element works as a team without being overbearing or trite.

In the case of the 1966 Topps Williams card, the orange serves as a natural visual contrast to the strong blues found in the photo. My favorite part of the card is how the team name banner, Williams' bat and Williams' arms form an incredibly dynamic Z-shape.

It'd be great to own this card some day. A quick look on ebay shows the card goes for $30 and up. My funds are currently better invested elsewhere, but someday I'll get my hands on the 1966 Topps #580 card, one of the greatest baseball cards of all time.

The inspiration for this blog post came today as the Billy Williams statue was unveiled at Wrigley Field.

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Monday September, 06, 2010
chatting with a prototype chatbot

A friend is in the very early stages of developing an IM chatbot. Here's the brilliant conversation I just had with this chatbot:

Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
hi chatbot

sparxmind 10:45 pm
hi chatbot


Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
I'm not a chatbot

sparxmind 10:45 pm
i'm not a chatbot


Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
yes you are

sparxmind 10:45 pm
yes you are


Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
no i'm not

sparxmind 10:45 pm
no i'm not


Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
oh i'm pretty sure you are a chatbot

sparxmind 10:45 pm
oh i'm pretty sure you are a chatbot


Erik Maldre 10:45 pm
are you insane?

sparxmind 10:45 pm
are you insane?


Erik Maldre 10:46 pm
no, i'm not

sparxmind 10:46 pm
no, i'm not


Erik Maldre 10:46 pm
ok, good

sparxmind 10:46 pm
ok, good


Erik Maldre 10:46 pm
I'm glad we resolved that

sparxmind 10:46 pm
i'm glad we resolved that


Erik Maldre 10:46 pm
exactly

sparxmind 10:46 pm
exactly

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Friday September, 03, 2010
roar


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Thursday September, 02, 2010
RUN t-shirt



Today, I saw a girl wearing a yellow t-shirt with "RUN" in black letters. I wondered if she ever walked in her yellow and black run shirt. Or maybe she changes into a "WALK" shirt when she walks. Maybe she's running away from bees or yellow jackets. So many questions.

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Wednesday September, 01, 2010
another quickie drawing



The person who forks over $8.12 will get the latest conceptual drawing in my Etsy shop (shipping costs included).

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Tuesday August, 31, 2010
1980s calculator watch



Around 1986, I owned this very exact same calculator watch. I thought I was the coolest 6th or 7th grader around. It's crazy to see so many of them for sale on ebay. It's almost crazier to see them selling for $18. I want one. I'll pay 6 bucks for one.

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Monday August, 30, 2010
unique place to live in western burbs



Imagine a space that's roughly 1000 square feet. (One mile is 5280 feet). Now put a major tollway on the left and a major tollway on the right and have those tollways intersect at the top. At the bottom put a major road where the speed limit is 55 mph. Next put a few houses in the middle of all that.

That very location exists. Interstate 88 is on the left with Interstate 294 on the right. Roosevelt Road (38) is at the bottom. The streets Harvard, Caldwell, Duncan and Forest make up this roughly three or four block neighborhood in what I'm guessing is part of Elmhurst, Illinois. And it certainly is one of the most unusual places to live in all of the Chicagoland area.

It could also be Hillside, Westchester, Oakbrook Terrace, or Oak Brook.

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Friday August, 27, 2010
four tires



I was going through my photos in my favorite photo viewing software, Adobe Bridge, when this set of four tire photos caught my eye. I like the way they were arranged in Bridge.

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Thursday August, 26, 2010
fame quote

"Fame craves blind opportunity"
-Erik Maldre (that's me)

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Wednesday August, 25, 2010
chipotle burrito calories



If you head to chipotle.com to find out the nutritional value of their burritos, then you better bring a calculator with you. They list the nutritional value of each ingredient (which is very nice), but they don't list the total nutritional value (which isn't very nice). The good folks at Chipotle should make their nutritional chart interactive and let people check off which items they like on their burrito.

Here's my burrito:
Flour Tortilla (burrito) 290
Cilantro-Lime Rice 130
Black Beans 120
Chicken 190
Tomato Salsa 20
Cheese 100
Romaine Lettuce (salad) 10
Vinaigrette 260
total: 1120

I haven't had a Chipotle burrito in over 2 years now because I heard they have 2000 calories. I feel quite a bit better that my burrito has 1120. I'm not sure if I get the 260 calorie vinaigrette. I don't remember that being a choice. That would drop me below 1000.

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Tuesday August, 24, 2010
toyota slogan offensive



Toyota's slogan, "moving forward" has problems. I understand that they're trying to say that they're a forward-thinking company that is an industry leader with its latest and greatest advancements. However, it can also be read that they are dismissive of their recent random accelerator issues in their vehicles. That's bad.

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Monday August, 23, 2010
living room in a PC



I strangely feel a very strong connection to this living room in a computer. Perhaps it dates back to my years as a tech guy. Or maybe it's my pack rat nature crying out. I do have an Apple G3 tower (circa 1999) that I absolutely refuse to toss because I want to convert it into a storage system of some kind. The hinge opening door is just too cool.

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Friday August, 20, 2010
Friday Faceoff: Van der Rohe vs. Johnson



Can you believe it's been over 2 1/2 years since the last Faceoff Friday match? Today Faceoff Friday makes its triumphant return with the battle between two giant architects.

Who would win? Mies van der Rohe or Philip Johnson

Both were arguably among the most powerful men on planet Earth during their tenure. I think Mies would win. He was a lot bigger than Johnson and would crush his fragile bones to a pulp. Can anyone give a good case for Philip Johnson winning?

Past Faceoff Friday events
Merlin the Magician vs. Crossbowman Blue 7/13/07 (first Friday Faceoff)
ghost with chain vs. Tyrannosaurus Rex 7/20/07
Mohawk-wearing Native American vs. Three-headed dog 7/27/07
Optimus Prime from the 2007 Transformers movie vs. Megatron from the 1986 Transformers movie 8/3/07
pig or Patrick with a knife 8/10/07
Leonardo da Vinci vs. Albert Einstein 8/24/07
blob dude holding clock vs. blob tape dispenser dude 8/31/07
black piece vs. silver piece 9/7/07
iron vs. wheelbarrow vs. dog vs. cannon vs. car vs. top hat vs. shoe vs. battleship vs. thimble 9/14/07
football vs. baseball 9/21/07
Jokey Smurf vs. Smurfette in a car vs. Smurf with spear 9/28/07
Pencil robot vs. rocket robot 10/12/07
fighting chicken vs. man with barrel of monkeys 10/26/07
The Grinch vs. Scrooge 12/21/07

My favorite is when I gave Patrick from (Spongebob Squarepants) a knife to battle in his faceoff. Classic.
The most popular Friday Faceoff is the Monopoly Piece Faceoff with over 44,000 hits.

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Thursday August, 19, 2010
best economic font for a lot of text

Yesterday's blog post mentioned how Futura is a terrible font for fantasy football magazines or any publication where there's a great deal of information to fit into a limited space.

If you're looking for an economic font that allows for maximum utility, functionality and readability, then go with a slightly condensed serif with a semi-tall x-height. Here's a list of good recommendations:
Memento
Stone Serif
Meta Serif (my favorite font for text-intensive copy)
Veritas
If you want to go experimental, Unit Slab just might work.

Then you could still use a nice, solid, football-like font for headlines and such. You can't go wrong with Trade Gothic, Helvetica, or especially Gotham. Again, avoid Futura. It has no place in a fantasy football magazine.

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Wednesday August, 18, 2010
don't use Futura for body copy

Go to any major book store this time of year and you'll find at least 10 fantasy football magazines. How do you pick which one to use? Well, don't go for any that uses Futura for its body copy. Futura is a demanding font. Its geometric tendencies are not intended for magazines where you're trying to cram in as much information as humanly possible.

I'll tell you why designers of fantasy football magazines use Futura. It's a gigantic family with tons of weights which theoretically allows more flexibility in different applications. Theoretically. Just look at any chart in a magazine that features Futura. They always end up using Futura Light Condensed. It looks terrible and is highly challenging to read. It's just plain stupid and offensive.

Please, designers of fantasy football magazines, do not use Futura. Please. Tomorrow's blog post will feature my font recommendations for fantasy football magazine designers.

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Tuesday August, 17, 2010
challenging the graffiti AT-AT



Christies is selling an AT-AT toy that has simulated graffiti all over it. It's cool, but I have a beef with it. If an AT-AT were to be tagged, there would a ton of spray paint on the feet and less and less paint as you get higher. And there there would be one giant tag on the body because one person figured out how to climb all the way up there.

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Monday August, 16, 2010
Las Vegas mosaic



Take a gander at Las Vegas on Google Maps. I'm not talking about all the fancy casinos. Look at the communities. They're fascinating. You'll see bundles of cookie-cutter homes forming a giant mosaic that is Las Vegas.

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Friday August, 13, 2010
made-up word: triangulatorazzle

made-up word google search: triangulatorazzle

"Your search - triangulatorazzle - did not match any documents."
-Google

Well, this segment is officially over.

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Thursday August, 12, 2010
made-up word: shoppamappa

made-up word google search: shoppamappa

"Your search - shoppamappa - did not match any documents."
-Google

Ok, so this new segment isn't working out so well. Well give it one more try.

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Wednesday August, 11, 2010
made-up word: flafingolama

I am seriously behind on my "blog post every weekday" mantra; a little over a week's worth behind. To make up for this deficit I was going to google search for completely made up words and post the results.

First made-up word google search: flafingolama

"Your search - flafingolama - did not match any documents."
-Google

Initially the word was "flafingo", but Google thought I was talking about flamingos.

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Tuesday August, 10, 2010
free ebay listings



Through September 7, Ebay is offering FREE Insertion Fees for up to 100 Auction-style listings. That's a very good deal.

I have expressed great disgust with ebay in the past (examples here and here and here). However, getting to post just about anything you want for free is really nice.

The graphic above came in the email I received from ebay.

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Monday August, 09, 2010
nice church



Here's an interesting church design:
Kuokkala Church
Location: Jyväskyla, Finland
Architects: Lassila Hirvilammi Architects
I'm not crazy about the wall piece behind the altar though.

photograph: Jussi Tianen

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Friday August, 06, 2010
lightsabers on the wii rule



I bought Star Wars the Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels/Jedi Alliance for Nintendo wii. If there's ever a video game that I'm sucker for, it's one that has open battles with lightsabers. Game on. Sign me up.

I'm not a picky gamer. Heck, I'm not really even a gamer. (Though I'll school anyone on Super Mario Bros. 2.) So "Lightsaber Duels" easily entertains me. This review is based on 22 minutes of game play, so I can't offer too much insight. I started with a quick "free play". Player options included Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, and that chick with the elephant trunks growing out of her head. Obi Wan was my pick and I had to battle the bald scary evil jedi lady (couldn't select any other villian). She was no match for my aimlessly random arm motions.

I decided to take some training and things were pretty straightforward. Then I did the full-on battle and had to fight the bald chick with each of the three forementioned jedi. Then I had to fight Count Dooku and well, my arm was pretty tired by that point. Count Dooku will have to wait to fight me! (autosave lets me pick up the battle later).

It's a pretty entertaining game. Honestly most of the time I was just waving around the wii remote like a drunk gorilla stealing a wii remote from a bigger gorilla. And that tactic served me quite well.

I have three complaints about this game.
1. I suppose I have unlock something to get to use Mace Windu. Hmph.
2. It appears that Darth Maul is nowhere on this game. I suppose Maul pre-dated the Clone Wars. Details. Details.
3. No internet-play-against-other-humans function on this game. Lame. I will have to just resort to slicing up the computer or any random house guest with my drunk gorilla lightsaber tactics.



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Thursday August, 05, 2010
really tall bookshelf



Here's another cool thing in London. The National Art Library has a temporary giant bookcase construction filling void created by the building's spiral staircase.

from the architects:
Situated by the V&A’s National Art Library, this freestanding wooden tower re-evaluates the concept of the ‘archive’. Its walls are made up of hundreds of shelves, holding thousands of second-hand books. Accessed via a spiral staircase, each floor includes a secluded reading chamber. Positioned to face inwards, the book spines form an exterior façade of monotonous white, whereas the interior view consists of a rich collage of colours and typographic textures.
Rintala Eggertsson Architects, Oslo and Bodø, Norway

For one, I didn't even know the V&A HAD an art library (The National Art Library, actually). I wrote a review of the V&A last year and the fact I didn't know about the National Art Library actually supports the main argument I made in the review.

But back to the bookcase, or "Ark" as it's called. The bones on this structure are great. You actually can walk and climb inside this thing. There's a couple reading benches. Supposedly they let three people in at a time.

Check out more really cool photos at designboom and more at archdaily.

This is one of seven pieces that were constructed as part of the "1:1 architects build small spaces exhibition" at the V&A. The show goes through August 30, 2010.

photo by pasi aalto courtesy rintala eggertsson architects

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