I was in the car for a long drive on Tuesday. I started to write some random thoughts inspired by the drive. Most of the inspiration came from signs and cars:
End Construction Hate…….Left Lane Must Use Shoulder Pads…….Mighty Yield…….Exit Ramp Open Daily…….Civic Traffic Jam…….dirt vapor…….swan-hooded-truck-drivin’-fool…….Mad River (actual name of a river)…….gravel headache…….upside down zero…….Resting Road Work Ahead…….Broken Waffle House…….skyward orange arrows…….knee-high Lincoln…….Stillwater Panic…….flammable painted yellow lines…….Max Gross Bugs…….tire tread alligator…….Propane Fishing(actual sign name)…….Lost Indianapolis…….How Am I Driving? Miss Daisy?…….FredExFedSex…….Citgo going gone…….immobile home…….weasel diesel…….Emergency Stopping Only For Hot Chicks…….Fightin’ Impalas…….Orbiting PT Cruiser…….Next Rest Area 16 Miles of Fun…….Wrong Way Down…….Camry’s Revenge…….Trucks Over 13 Tons Can Afford to Lose Some Weight
The list ends there. I had to start driving.