Arrgh! Ye best be markin’ yer calendar — Setpember 19th be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast! Shiver me timbers!
Aargh! As commissioner of the Maldre League Baseball, I hereby ban the Chicago White Sox from playing baseball ever again. If any of your players are facing the White Sox (especially in a double-header), you are NOT ALLOWED to start those players.
Aargh! This rule is hereby declared official on 07/07/07.