guinness bottle opener hat

I’m not a beer drinker. I’ll have one if I’m at a BBQ with friends, out with co-workers or when I’m in the rare mood to have one at a restaurant. The only beer I enjoy drinking is Guinness, so I guess that’s part of the reason why I like this hat. And it’s a clever idea having the bottle opener in the cap.

There’s other Guinness bottle opener hats on the market, but this one is clearly the best. It features the classic logo in patch form. I’m not so sure about the white stitching, but I guess it ties in with the mesh back which I like. You can’t beat a hat with built-in air conditioning.

Though I’m really, really not much of a hat guy. And I’m one of the last guys you’ll consider to be a frat boy which is the demographic that this hat certainly targets. And any fan of Guinness certainly knows it tastes much better from the tap than from the bottle. Nonetheless it’s still fun.

And then there’s this hat (you’ll have to punch in your birthdate to get to the page on Guinness’ webstore) if you want to look like a completely drunken idiot wherever you go.

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Tom Saaristo
15 years ago

Very clever, though I’m suspicious as to whether it would really work, at least in a practical manner. I don’t think the brim of a hat would be stable enough to keep the built-in bottle opener stable enough to effectively open a bottle … too, what about the poor wearer of said cap when the gas from the bottle escapes … or explodes … all over their face? By the way, if we should ever actually meet … and you’re in the mood at the time … I’d love to have a Guinness with you. I’m a Guinness lover and… Read more »

Matt Maldre
15 years ago

Don’t frat guys just open beer bottles with their teeth? Why would they want to open it with their hat?