get your own package

My wife had an open snack bag of 100 calorie Mister Salty Milk Chocolate Covered Pretzels sitting on the couch. I took a peek inside the bag and my wife said, “get your own package”. I replied, “why are you calling me a ‘bitch’?” She said, “what!?!” I said, “You said ‘Get your own bag, bitch'”. She corrected me by saying, “I told you to get your own package”. Much laughter ensued.

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Matt Maldre
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16 years ago

ah, i guess if you say it “pac KEEEG” by emphasizing the last syllable in “package” then it sounds like bag bitch.

package
backage
backeeg
bagbeeg
bagbeetch
bag bitch

That’s the phonical evolution.

Matt Maldre
Admin
16 years ago

oh snap! the comments totally astericked out my bitch. These comments are a bitch!

Tom Saaristo
16 years ago

I feel all I can say is this

LOL!