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get your own package

My wife had an open snack bag of 100 calorie Mister Salty Milk Chocolate Covered Pretzels sitting on the couch. I took a peek inside the bag and my wife said, "get your own package". I replied, "why are you calling me a 'bitch'?" She said, "what!?!" I said, "You said 'Get your own bag, bitch'". She corrected me by saying, "I told you to get your own package". Much laughter ensued.

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ah, i guess if you say it "pac KEEEG" by emphasizing the last syllable in "package" then it sounds like bag b****.

package
backage
backeeg
bagbeeg
bagbeetch
bag b****

That's the phonical evolution.

Posted by: spudart on Apr 07, 08 | 2:19 pm

oh snap! the comments totally astericked out my b****. These comments are a b****!

Posted by: spudart on Apr 07, 08 | 2:20 pm

I feel all I can say is this

LOL!

Posted by: Tom on Apr 07, 08 | 2:22 pm

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