This is a rather timely installation of Faceoff Friday seeing as baseball is hitting the final week of the wild card/division races and football is just starting to hit its stride in week 3 of the season. However, this is not a debate over which is sport is better. So no answers saying baseball is more historic or football is a faster game. It's a fight between a baseball and a football, not the sports these objects are used to play.
I think the baseball wins because the baseball can just pound away at the football until it deflates. I don't see a way how the football can undo the laces of the baseball. Easy win.
if the baseball gets unwound it wins. There's like a bajillion quintillion miles of twine in a baseball. How does one defeat a bajillion quintillion miles of twine?
I just typed that comment and got it in my email notification, and as i read the first few words I totally forgot I wrote it, and I was thinking, "wow, this comment is genius." Then i remembered I wrote it, and i didn't know if i should feel good, cuz I wrote a genius quote or if i should feel dumb, cuz i forgot i wrote it.
