Every year my twin brother and I have a fantasy baseball league with just the two of us. It's really weird, every year we alternate who wins.
1992 erik
1993 matt
2000 erik
2001 matt (I drop Bonds right before he goes on his monster 72 homer tear. whoops.)
2002 erik
2003 matt (I got married two months after our draft. I was distracted.)
2004 erik
2005 matt (I was leaving for London the day we had our draft. Another major distraction.)
2006 erik
2007 WHO WILL WIN? (I already have my excuse to lose this year. My wife is having a baby. He/she is due June 2nd)
This is the place where we will have our talk about the league. Feel free to listen in, or maybe even drop a comment.
Matt's Mighty Mashers
1. Albert Pujols
2. Matt Holliday
3. Vladimir Guerrero
4. Manny Ramirez
5. Carlos Lee
6. Vernon Wells
7. Grady Sizemore
8. Victor Martinez
9. Garrett Atkins
10. Jose Reyes
11. Mark Teixeira
12. Michael Young
13. Robinson Cano
14. Derrek Lee
15. Sammy Sosa
16. Alex Gordon
Erik's Khans
1. Chase Utley
2. Ryan Howard
3. Miguel Cabrera
4. Carlos Beltran
5. Lance Berkman
6. Alex Rodriguez
7. Joe Mauer
8. Jason Bay
9. Miguel Tejada
10. Brian McCann
11. Bobby Abreu
12. David Wright
13. Justin Morneau
14. Jermaine Dye
15. Brian Roberts
16. Derek Punk Face II Jeter
Matt's Mighty Mashers
C: Victor Martinez
1B: Albert Pujols
1B: Mark Teixeira
1B: Derrek Lee
2B: Robinson Cano
SS: Jose Reyes
SS: Michael Young
3B: Garrett Atkins
3B: Alex Gordon
OF: Matt Holliday
OF: Vladimir Guerrero
OF: Manny Ramirez
OF: Carlos Lee
OF: Vernon Wells
OF: Grady Sizemore
Erik's Khans
C: Joe Mauer
C: Brian McCann
1B: Ryan Howard
1B: Justin Morneau
2B: Chase Utley
2B: Brian Roberts
SS: Miguel Tejada
SS: Derek Jeter
3B: Miguel Cabrera
3B: Alex Rodriguez
3B: David Wright
OF: Carlos Beltran
OF: Lance Berkman
OF: Jason Bay
OF: Bobby Abreu
OF: Jermaine Dye
So let me get this straight. You have an excuse for every year that you lost. That's uh, really interesting. It's too bad that this year your excuse for losing will be that Sammy Sosa hit 50 homeruns. SLAMMIN SAMMY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA!
And you picked up Mike Piazza? You always gave me a hard time for picking up aging veterans. And now you go ahead and pick up the biggest dinosaur in all baseball. wow. Desperate times for the Mashers.
Did you hear the big news story? In Oakland, archeologists unearthed the oldest dinosaur ever found. After studying bone formations, archeologists believe this dinosaur was the slowest of all dinosaurs. Its right arm was greatly deformed making it impossible for the dino to throw anything farther than 40 feet. Its pea-sized brain didn't help its cause either. The Oakland Athletics were bizarrely interested in having this dinosaur be their catcher/DH for the 2007 season.
Be careful what you say Moose. Piazza could very well have a return to form in Oakland. His numbers were adversely impacted by having to play in Petco last year. That park is a power hitters nightmare.
However, if you look at his road numbers from last year and extrapolate them out over a full season (because Oakland is much friendlier to hitters), Piazza could have a big season.
Posted by: Mark R on Apr 02, 07 | 4:33 pm
YOU ARE HAVING A BABY? CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! from Laura K.
Posted by: skew on Apr 02, 07 | 10:47 pm
Let it be known that the Khans are leading from the first day 45-23 thanks in part to a 17-point performance from ex-Masher, Miguel Cabrera. On a side note, Sosa went 0 for 3 with a walk.
I got Adam Dunn in the lineup today seeing as there aren't many teams playing today. Maybe we could have an old-fashioned slug out in Cincinnati shoebox. How about a Cubs victory with the score of 16-12. I think Derrek Lee should sit this one out. We don't want him to get hurt today. I'd be happy with three homers from Dunn.
It took you three days to drop your wunderkid, Sosa. What happened to plan of Sosa carrying your team to victory? Haven't you learned after all these years that you can't count on Sammy Sosaa? I hope he gets 11 homers this season and gets his knee ripped apart. I'd love to see Sosa stuck on 599.
On a side note, our teams have come out of the gate strongly. Botht teams have averaged 41 points the first three games of the season. Not bad considering the cold weather hitting the nation. I'm just waiting for 2007's Chris Shelton to arise.
So Adam Dunn is no longer listed as a 1B, just a a OF. I'll be curious to see how long you keep Dunn on your team. He's just such a weird player hitting JUST homeruns. Nothing else.
you're lucky i didn't start arod yesterday. 24 points. What can i do? i had cabrera at third who was the second best player so far this season going into yesterday's games.
You know he's splitting time with Kevin Mench? This is the same Kevin Mench that hit a homerun in seven consecutive games. The same Kevin Mench WHO IS IN THE HALL OF FAME.. the University of Delaware athletics hall of fame, that is. This is the same Kevin Mench who has the biggest head in baseball. No, not for his attitude. But he has a freakin big head. Size eight.
Wikipedia says, "The consensus around Major League Baseball is that he has the largest head in the game, size 8. In fact, his teammates on the Rangers went so far as to create a green Shrek helmet for him to wear, although Major League Baseball would not allow him to do so. Mench's teammates in Milwaukee call him The Mighty Peking Man."
Will Geoff Jenkins be able to battle it out for an outfield spot against the 7-consecutive-HR-biggest-head-in-baseball-hall-of-famer?
that tatoo is lame. It barely looks like the Philadelphia Eagles logo. And why is it just floating above the barbed wire? Is the eagle caught in the barbed wire?
I say we all go to Milwaukee and watch the Cleveland Indians play some West Coast teams... the Mariners, the Angels, etc...
It's not every day you can watch teams play regular season home games in ballparks that are not their home fields.
Posted by: Mark R on Apr 10, 07 | 4:52 pm
They're actually going through with that? How many games will the Indians play in Milwaukee? That sounds cool. I'd like to go. I could even wear my Indians hat!
Ordinarily I would love to check out Miller Park and watch the Indians play the Angels... but I don't think it's going to work this week. First of all, the snow/road conditions would make it difficult and time consuming to get there. Second, I would have to arrange to leave work early to make it there in time for the game and I wouldn't be able to give much notice. Third, we have been busy getting everything ready for Addison's birthday party this weekend, and I don't think the wife would be too happy about me taking off to Milwaukee to see a baseball game.
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Watch out for Delmon Young. He good. I couldn't pass up on DeJesus. He has 14 hits in the last week. Abreu has been hot, but I honestly not expecting him to do much of anything.
If you want Akinori Iwamura, here's your chance. I just dropped him for punkface Chipper Jones. Akinori. Nice hitter for a hitting streak, but not for our league. Just look at his game log. He gets one hit every game. That's it. It's as if he's done for the day when he gets his one hit. I need more production out of third base. His hits are mostly singles too. Akinori, I miss you, but have fun with Tampa Bay.
albert pujols is going to start a tear. He hit two homeruns yesterday. Albie (as one of my female coworkers likes to call him) hits enough for four players.
Oh crap. I went to reply to your comment, and instead I clicked on the delete link. OOPS!
Here's your original comment, "You can not always rely on Darth Pujols... at least in April. Delmon Young is still going strong and Akinori is nowhere to be found. interesting."
And my reply was gonna be:
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Here's a tip to help you out. I normally don't set my lineup until the day of the game. That way I get the hottest players playing. I shared a tip, do you have one to share?
LEAD CHANGE:
Mashers 877
Khans 875
Thanks to Sosa's two homeruns last night. If Sosa and Arod were elements in Rock Paper Scissors. Sosa would be Rock and Arod would be scissors. UTTER DESTRUCTION. (And Geoff Jenkins would be paper.)
FYI, as the commissioner I just dropped all the players from the Tator Tots and the Performas. Now you are able to pick up greats such as:
Abraham Núñez (Phi - 2B,3B)
Neifi Pérez (Det - 2B,3B,SS)
Ángel PagánNA (ChC - OF)
Shin-Soo Choo (Cle - OF)
Since Sosa got beaned in the head with a 94-mph fastball, he's gone 0-for-4 and 0-for-5. You could say that your dreams came true, moose. You were hoping that Sosa would bust his knee at 599hr and end his career. Well, he got plunked in the head at 595hr, and you know what happens when Sammy gets hit in the head. I'm dropping him. Besides, his average was so low, it's just like having an Adam Dunn.
if i would have started Justin Morneau instead of Todd Helton, I would have had 75 points! crazy! Live it to former Masher legend, Todd Helton, to keep the Khans from making history.
Let me tell you, it sucks not having a great second baseman. Everyone out there is so standard. I thought Ian Kinsler was going to be incredible. But I heard on Fox that pitchers throughout the league have figured out how to pitch to him. Ian likes to lean over the plate, hence all the homeruns he's been able to hit. But when pitchers bust him on the inside, he does jack. Other than his game yesterday where he hit a homerun, he's been 4-for-38 in two weeks with no homeruns.
If there werent such a lack of talent at 2b, i'd drop him like a bucket of sand.
My 2B, Brian Roberts doesn't have a game today, so I was looking at my back up 2B. There sat Ian Kinsler with a 1/22 in the past week. For about five seconds I actually thought about just keeping Brian Roberts in the starting lineup for today instead of Ian.
I just thought for a moment you got 60 points yesterday and I got 28 points. But that's the number of transactions so far this year. I about flipped out.
Matt Stairs has four homeruns in the past week. That is hilarious for a number of reasons:
1) That he's still playing baseball
2) That a team would actually start him enough to hit four homeruns
3) That he would hit four homeruns.
4) He's Matt Stairs. Anything he does would be funny.
5) He did it for the Blue Jays. That's funny that there is still a Major League ballclup in Canada.
6) He stole one base so far this year. I would like to see that. That would be funny
Mark Teixeira is on the 15-day DL. I'm going to be invoking our DL policy where we can drop roster players when they get placed on the DL. So don't pick up Mark Teixeira.
That's the third roster player on my team that went on the DL. (Joe Mauer, Ryan Howard, and now Mark Teixeira). Granted I haven't started Ryan Howard at all. But Mark Teixeira had turned into my regular starting first baseman. Mauer was my starting catcher until he got hurt, too.
I pick up Raul Ibanez just for the short staff on Monday, and what does he do? He hits two homeruns getting me 24 points. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Now I just need a second basement. I'm tired of this revolving door at second. :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
An easier way of seeing the 83 point day is a screenshot: http://www.spudart.org/etc/league/20070629khans-83points.png
It should be noted this was the craziest double-header for our league ever. Well, not crazy, but most productive. Usually our doubleheader days do nothing. But here, four players scored 15, 14, 8, 2 points.
The day before the Khans scored 39 points (chase utley 19 points) . And the day after they scored 34 points (carlos beltran 20 points).
We all know that the Phillies-Mets double header of June 29th is a historical event in the history of our illustrious fantasy league. Well, the first game of the Twins-White Sox doubleheader today ended with a 20-14 score. What will the second game have in store? What IS known is that the Khans have two Twins starting and the Mashers have zero.
I am so upset with the White Sox right now. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THEY LET THE TWINS SCORE 20 runs in the first game of the doubleheader and then 12 runs in the second one? That is just totally pathetic. The White Sox are so entirely pathetic.
Mauer got 23 points. Mourneau got 37 points. THIRTY-SEVEN points. In one day. The White Sox should not be allowed to play baseball anymore. NO MORE BASEBALL FOR YOU!
New Commissioner's Note
As commissioner of the Maldre League Baseball, I hereby ban the Chicago White Sox from playing baseball ever again. If any of your players are facing the White Sox (especially in a double-header), you are NOT ALLOWED to start those players.
This rule is hereby declared official on 07/07/07.
I'm considering changing my team name from the Khans to the History Makers cuz my guys just keep breaking record after record.
One week ago, the Khans shatter the single day point record with 83. Just yesterday, the Khans shatter the same record again with 87! AMAZING! Maybe the new team name will be the Amazing Khans.
for the record:
Khans 3561 season points. 87 points on July 6
Mashers 3458 season points. 32 points on July 6
As a side note, this is the first time the entire season that a team has led by 100+ points.
You should pick up both Ryan Garko (Cle - 1B) and Paul Konerko (CWS - 1B). They are two of the hottest hitters in the past week. And they both have last names that end with "ko." That would be fun to have your last name end with "ko." Maldreko.
first I lost Ryan Howard at the beginning of the season. Then I lost Joe Mauer for a couple months. Then, Mark Texieria was hot for about month and gets injured for 3+ months (still on DL). Now my team MVP, Chase Utley, is out for at least a month with a hand injury.
With Howard, Mauer, Texieria and Utley on the DL... As Megatron said in Transformers the Movie of 1986, "Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin." And the Masher comeback has started with a 77-25 defeat last night. Just as five Constructicons merge to form Devastator; Five Mashers: Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Ryan Braun, Jimmy Rollins, and Carlos Lee all hit 10 or more points to form the Mashavator destroying machine. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. All you have is Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, and Swoop to attack the mighty Mashavator.
MASHAVATOR STRIKES AGAIN! This has to be the most deadly back to back strikes ever. 62-23. Now the Mashers are only 8 points behind. To think just a couple days ago they were 101 points behind.
Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, and Swoop always find a way to get the work done. I'm proud to have the Khans represented by the Dinobots.
Is perhaps Mike Piazza the new Grimlock of my team? Actually, Ryan Howard is more like Grimlock in terms of leadership cuz I'll probably be dropping Piazza in the next couple days. But it's funny to think of Piazza as Grimlock. I didn't read your Transformers reference when I made my human Dinosaur comment.
LEAD CHANGE
Mighty Mashers 4998
Amazing Khans 4990
And a 60+ point day. Is that the first time a team did both a lead change and 60+ point day? I think so! What a time in the season to do so! Mashers with 75 points thanks to Vlad's 20-point doubleheader today. He finally woke up and decided to do his job.
Mighty Mashers pull into the lead!
LEAD CHANGE
Mighty Mashers 5723
Amazing Khans 5715
Carl Crawford only got you one point yesterday. So me warning you about your missing outfielder only got you one point. Thankfully he did not hit 30.
What happens if the league ends in a tie? What is the tiebreaker?
I really should still have the lead by one point. I intended to start That Pena guy on Tampa Bay. He got 10 points. Ryan Howard got zero. I was working on my team, then Andrea dropped Olivia on my lap and I got distracted and never swapped out Howard for Pena.
You may talk about injuries to your team, but I'd rather have my star get injured for awhile and KNOW he can't play rather than having to deal with the poor performance of your top picks. Just look at three of my top four draft picks:
1. Albert Pujols
3. Vladimir Guerrero
4. Manny Ramirez
All petered out this year.
I have to disagree. Who's fault is it that Pujols, Guerrero, and Ramirez haved petered out? It's the fault of Pujols, Guerrero, and Ramirez. 100%.
Who's fault is it that I had Howard, Utley, Teixieria, Mauer and more go down with injury? Sometimes you can blame the player for poor conditioning, but most often injuries just happen and there's no one to blame. That's more frustrating. Pujols, Vlad, and Manny have no one to blame but themselves.
But when a player gets injured, at least you can free up roster space and pick up someone else. When one of your top four picks decides not to hit, you can't exactly just drop him.
LEAD CHANGE
Amazing Khans 6040
Mighty Mashers 6024
n honor of September 11th, I declare that we are not going to include the points from yesterday's fantasy baseball, thus nuffifying the Khans 63 point masterpiece that propelled them into first place.
Also, did you notice that I'm going to overtake you soon in transactions? 186-122. Look out, buster.
LEAD CHANGE
Mighty Mashers 6197
Amazing Khans 6193
With the 48-22 victory yesterday, the Mashers pull into a four point lead with just 14 days left in the season!
Mike Scioscia is an idiot in the Duster Baker style. He benches his players when they are batting incredibly well. Garrett Anderson is 7-for-14 with one homerun in his past three games. And he gets the bench.
Anderson was given a routine day off on Sunday, the Associated Press reports. Recommendation: Juan Rivera started in his place. "Garret needs a day off," manager Mike Scioscia said. "He's been grinding it and I wanted to give him a day."
Uh no. When your player is batting .500 in the past three games, YOU KEEP HIM PLAYING!
Yea, i never understood that. So lame. If I were a player and I was tearing the cover off the ball, the last thing I'd want is to have a day off. The only thing a day off would do is cool me off.
Baseball is a game of repetition. No other sport compares to the level of repetition found in baseball. So why break the positive repetition of a player being hot by benching him? It's complete nonsense.
With 11 games left in the season and the Mashers up 49 points (6329-6280), the Khans are getting desperate and picks up PUNKFACE chipper jones. Oh dear, it's really getting down and dirty now.
Oh you picked up Ryan Howard? Crap. I saw he hit a HR yesterday, but I assumed you already had him. I guess he's a Khan through and through even when you don't have him on your team.
Only two days left and there's a lead change!
The Amazing Khans take first place the same day the Chicago Cubs clinch the Central Division Championship. What a historic day in baseball.
Paul LoDuca 1 points
Ryan Howard 9 points
Aaron Hill 7
Arod 17 POINTS!
Hanley Ramirez 10
Brian Hawpe 6
Nick Markakis 9
Carlos Beltran 8